Conspicuous vs. Inconspicuous

Sometimes a man, or woman, just has to turn to criminal activity to makes ends meet, or because they have absolutely no skills, or because they're plain crazy. It's not for me to judge. And some of these activities require a certain amount of guile, or stealth, or just being unnoticed, while others may require a certain amount of.... advertising if you will, while still not eliciting police attention. 

While I understand that, like the majestic peacock, you need a certain eye catching draw as a  prostitute, you should not go full crazy housewife wearing a purple showercap and a highlighter pink jacket and then claim that you were mistaken for someone else. Nobody wears that crap.

So, to summarize:

Inconspicuous:
Bland T Shirt.

Anything eliciting the descriptor "nondescript"

Jeans.

A jacket in basic shades or colors. 

Even camo attire is becoming more and more common these days. 

Conspicuous:
Colors that warn bears of venom

Colors that tend not to appear in Nature

Clothes that are worn inside behind drawn shades.

A lack of shoes. 

Shirts with "loud" things emblazoned upon them (ie COPS CAN SUCK DICKS)

Facial Tribal Tattoos