If, someday, you find yourself in the position of being wanted for some felony that you may or may not have committed and you wish to avoid capture by the police your best strategy is to go home, or go to your girlfriend/baby momma/mother's house, and stay there. Going out in public, where the police are, is not conducive to your staying under the radar. However, if you suddenly develop a craving for cheap tacos that, somehow, overrides your desire to avoid capture by police your best strategy is to be inconspicuous. Even in the largest police departments, patrol officers are regularly outnumbered by citizens anywhere from 100s:1 to 1000s:1. You actually have a pretty decent chance to head out, grab food, and make it home all without even seeing police, let alone having an encounter with one. So, if you're getting your cheap tacos in a relatively crowded cheap taco place, and you see a squad car pull up, the last thing you want to do is draw any sort of attention to yourself. You're like the Predator (tm I'm sure) blending in with the surrounding branches and stuff. Immediately flipping out and running away screaming is like water and/or Arnold Schwarzenegger to your Predator cloak. Suddenly you have the attention of the staff, the officer (who probably just wanted a cheap taco and five minutes of peace with which to eat it) and every officer within a few blocks who just heard that first guy say "Some chump just tore out of here when he saw me. He just might be wanted."
So, to recap:
Don't commit felonies.
If you do, and you become wanted, stay home.
If you can't, be inconspicuous or get someone else to get you tacos.
If you are some kind of friendless hermit who's also wanted, act like everyone else in the taco place.
If you can't follow these simple steps, just turn your self in and save everyone else the drama.
Predator is probably copyrighted by the copyright owner. Arnold is just Arnold.
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